If Hitler had won World War 2 and Santa Claus

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Scarred for life.

Scarred for life.

People will call me a madman and to a certain respect, they’d be right, so I’m going to muddy my feet: that’s what the subtitle of my Website says.

I saw a Facebook post which showed what looked like some Muslim Cleric parading around the streets of London condemning the sale of alcohol.  You will be whipped if you are caught, apparently.  Not sure if that’s a punishment the Crown Court can dish out.  Better watch that space in future.  The Caliphate of the United Kingdom is on the horizon.

What would have happened if we’d let that ‘little Corporal’ from Austria marched over to the UK and bring it under the Third Reich?  Well, for a start we wouldn’t be having any of this nonsense with people chanting ‘death to the infidels’ in London.  I think Hitler would be dead now – that’s a ‘given’.   He probably wouldn’t have been the most liked leader and would have passed on a waning legacy.  Its Nationalistic fervor that reached its peak in the 1930s would have probably died down around now.  Germany’s expansionism would have stopped at the Atlantic wall and gone no further due to America’s industrial might and military strength.  The German empire would reach parts of Africa and just beyond Moscow.  The Middle East would be independent and the British would still be British; exercising a limited role with an administration in Berlin to direct it.

The death sentence would still be in play and there’d be a gradual relaxing of laws banning Gays.  There’d be an inner ring that would only allow white people into it.  That would be Europe – the untermenschen would be relocated to Africa and to the far east of old USSR.

There’d be no National Front, or Combat 18, or EDL.  We’d have children growing up in a militaristic type of life with mandatory 2 years’ service.

Which football team is that?

Which football team is that?

We would have nuclear weapons as the scientist that fled to the USSR would have been caught (the ones who escaped execution).  Two world powers would dominate the world – the USA and Germany.  Japan would have crumbled as the USA would have eventually smashed them up – only one front to fight on – the western pacific.

The Holocaust would be an embarrassing hiccup in Germany’s history during the War that lasted only 4 years.  It ended in 1943 when the UK capitulated following the successful seaborne invasion (Operation SeaLion).  Sounds like a Richard Harris novel.

Manned missions to the moon would be common occurrence and a mission to Mars may have already happened – what use that would have been in this alternative present day; who knows?   The USA and Germany have been negotiating since the 1980s and an agreement has been made to work on a joint space station.

What I want to know is, is there anything wrong with National Socialism?  It’s like saying, is there anything wrong with Communism?  Both Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin fucked up both concepts by murdering millions of people.  They gave both of these concepts, especially National Socialism a shitty name.  Certain words have bad connotations.  The word Nigger comes from a couple of origins one, notably from Latin, niger,  which means black.  The word had power back in the 1980s and 1990s, but for some reason it’s lost its potency.  Time has stripped away the shock factor at its very utterance.  Maybe this has something to do with cultural diversity and acceptance.  We enjoy this today and the yanks have their very own black President, yet they’re still very much divided in parts of that unruly country.  What about the word Nazi – that word still reeks of 6 million dead jews.  So does Swastika, despite being used by the Finnish Air Force in 1918, on their aircraft.  Imagine if the Nazis used the Shamrock as their motif.  Now the word cunt is just plain nasty.  Irvine Welsh likes to use that word and has even used it as the title for a short story of his, A Smart Cunt.  Pure genius.  I think it’s the sound it makes and its abrupt shortness that just makes it plain dirty.

I reckon we’re going to get wacked by some big ass country with a lot of nuclear weapons and who are blasting rockets into the space.  To survive in this world we either develop as a species and get some massive organization up and running – the UN for instance and get every fucker on the planet talking.  If not – stock up on those weapons and keep the restless natives at bay.  He who has the biggest and sharpest teeth will succeed in the end.  It’s not the ‘smart’ Chess moves that are going to win a war but the hammer that will smash the chess board to pieces.  Unfortunately not everyone is willing to talk on the planet.  Cyber warfare is only good if the opposition have the facilities to be hacked.  If not, then you’re fucked.

I love this photo.  Again.  Scarred for life.

I love this photo. Again. Scarred for life.

So Christmas is here.  Not in Iraq’s Kurdistan it isn’t.  A fucking fake Christmas tree costs $100 USD and I bet it’s a shitty locally manufactured one, or a Chinese one.  If it’s a Chinese Xmas tree the lights that come free with it will start a fire within an hour of them being on.  FACT!  That reminds me of that blonde American news bird stating that Santa is real and he’s most definitely white.  Despite a load of people on Facebook being shocked at these statements, the newsreader (forget the Blonde hair bit) is absolutely fucking right.  Santa is real (wink, wink to the kids watching the TV) and he’s most definitely not black, green OR purple.  And he’s not a fucking Penguin as some thick, ‘politically correct’, cunt suggested he should be.  See how I included the word cunt there?  So who is Santa? He’s probably the descendent of an old god worshipped by some pre-biblical era culture.  So, Santa is real.  He likes children. He comes down the chimney in the early hours of the morning and drinks your sherry.  FACT!  And don’t fucking forget it.  Somebody on FB said he didn’t believe in anything, but was suspicious of loads of shit.


2 Comments on “If Hitler had won World War 2 and Santa Claus

  1. Don’t know about Ded Moroz (Father Frost aka Santa Clause),but if Hitler had won World War 2 ,you would have a different wife(because this one wouldn’t be available to you or anybody else) and I wouldn’t be posting this comment

    • Alternative histories are a funny thing. If that had happened, we wouldn’t know any different, or, we may be considering ‘what would happen if ‘Hitler hadn’t won World War 2?’

      There’s a chance the ‘Little Corpoal’ would have been shot down like JFK in the 50s and a coup in place, followed by a plague of rats that infiltrate the USA and Canada and wipe out 98% of the population. Who knows?

      The Vietnam wouldn’t have happened and maybe some other more disastrous calamity might have befallen the world. Who knows? There are several books on alrnative histories: all interesting. Fatherland is one of them and Stephen King’s 11.22.63 which is about the JFK assassination and time travel.

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